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The Church of Adolf Hitler




Letter to The Times

From Bishop Joseph Goebbels D.D.

I am writing on behalf of the Church of Adolf Hitler (pbuh), formerly known as the Nazi Party.

Having decided to transform ourselves into a religion, we have abandoned all worldly ambitions, and intend to concentrate on our higher spiritual objectives of non-violent global conquest, compassionate enslavement of inferior peoples, and peaceful extermination of the Jews.

Since we are now a religion rather than a political movement, we demand the following rights and privileges appropriate to our new identity:

- An end to Naziphobia in the media, especially war films showing the Nazis in a bad light.

- Tax exemption for all places of worship including airfields, munitions factories, extermination camps etc.

- Destruction of all blasphemous cartoons of Adolf Hitler(pbuh) produced in the Second World War.

- An apology from the British government for the campaign of Naziphobia waged by Winston Churchill, and the hurt feelings inflicted on the Afrika Korps at El Alamein by the Naziphobic bigot Montgomery.

- An apology from the American government for the insensitivity by the raging Naziphobe Eisenhower in failing to forewarn Nazi community leaders of the D-Day landings, which caused much distress among the peaceloving Nazis holidaying in Northern France.

- Burning 'Mein Kampf' must become a hate crime punishable by hanging with piano wire.

- Application of our parallel legal system known as 'The Gestapo' must be enforced in so-called 'democratic' countries.

- We demand affirmative action, in the interests of community cohesion, to promote Nazis to high positions in the security services.

- We demand government funding for the expansion of our youth activities, which play a vital role in keeping the younger generation out of trouble, and concentrate their minds on wholesome activities such as rallies, processions, camps, pogroms etc.

- The occasional Blitzkrieg invasions of sovereign states must not be portrayed in the media as being typical of Nazis as a whole, since this leads to Naziphobia. Rather they must be shown to be the work of a tiny minority of extremists who have hijacked a peaceful spiritual movement.

Peace in our time and Heil Hitler!
- Bishop Joseph Goebbels


.... Well, obviously nobody would be stupid enough to be deceived by such claims. This is an aggressive, militaristic, murderous, supremacist, genocidal ideology that worships a ruthless power-crazed megalomaniac, trying to pass itself off as a religion.

And they have the nerve to demand that since they are a religious movement, all criticism should be silenced, and public funds made available to aid the spread of their violent criminal activities.

This sort of thing could never happen even in your worst nightmares.


116 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow....and you think you are better than Islam?
Freedom of religion is one of our fundamental rights guranteed by the Constituion. Having said that I personally think all religions are for the weak minded, who cannot think for themselves.
Yet, if somebody wants to practise, judaism, islam or be a mormom, they are free and I support them. What I dont support is bigotry, intolerants, hate filled views. How are you any different than the KKK who call upon killing all black people and colored non christian people?
you are nothing but a spiteful person and it comes across

Anonymous said...

How than the above Anonymous manage to read the posting, and then overlook that it is entirely about Islam's SOCIAL POLITICAL policies - masquerading as religious practice.

Then he/she/it states the ethos of freedom of NONPOLITICAL private religious practices, under cover of which Islam demands protection of its POLITICAL oppressive ways.

How dense does one have to be to be unable to distinguish the two categories of ideas, religious views from social or political policies?

Insightful post, by the way.

R

Anonymous said...

That is unfortunately the way all Muslims think. They have not been taught to discern the differences. Another thing I noticed is that they are unable to discern the truth when it is presented to them, either in the form of statistical or , empirical data, history or an observance they watch with their own eyes. Their perception is completely filtered through backwards, kook science of Islamic doctrine and presumptive "facts" as presented by their Islamic peers or clerics.

Anonymous said...

They also take one act or one situation by a Westerner or Christian and generalize it over the entire population of Christians and/or the West. There is no relativity, no grey area, and no explanation which is non-islamic which will be accepted in any attempt to explain reasonably.

Anonymous said...

They doing already! Today they get smart and "hiding" in other parties but the cooperation with the "fuhren" muhammad continues! They have the pact with the orginal so that's why they win,this time satanists muhammadans are not behind them as supporters but side by side with these corrupted nazists to take over.After 57 years they change their so call way of war and taking war,and now add fascists comminusts so izlamofascists win and have a secure victory against damn civilazation.

Fabio K. Juliano said...

I had already noticed some similarities between Islam and Nazism, such as the common desire to exterminate the Jews and enslave the remainder of humanity. Sometimes satire is the best way to approach a dead serious issue, and you did it wonderfully.

On the other hand, it never ceases to amaze me how an intellectual dwarf such as the first commenter can be so sure of his own brilliance that he sees fit to lecture the rest of us. It's proof that schools should spend less time on "self-esteem" and more on spelling and basic grammar.

My Journal said...

Although this article is clearly tongue-in-cheek satire the scary part about it is that if the Nazis had presented themselves in just such a way as described by the author they could potentially have been successful.
There are many many stupid people in the world who would have bought into this without thinking twice.

Anonymous said...

I can only have as much tolerance of Islam as they do of all other religions. They are their own reason for everyones intolerance of them.

Anonymous said...

I read that Hitler had said that it would have been better if Germany had been muslim since Christianity was too soft.
So it is not a real big stretch to think that Nazism could reinvent itself as a religious faith as there are enough stupid people in the world who would believe it.

Anonymous said...

Firstly - You need to take down the images of the prophet. It is against Islam to portray the prophet as an image,and your disgusting images are despicable!!!

Secondly - Perhaps you should learn about Islam beforehand before making accusations of what the muslims do. Not all muslims are the same, just like not all christians are the same. You cannot prejudice the religion just because of one opinion!

This country allows the freedom of speech and to practice your faith in your homes and society, just like other religions, so why do you decide on picking Islam? what because you disliked something you saw? come on! christians are doing wrong things every day too, Muslims dont have a rant about it! we are a peaceful religion helping others to be on the right path of goodness, be it a right path of a different religion. We do not go out as in intention to convert people, just to guide them to a good way of life, it is then up to them to take this on board or not.

your personal vendetta of Islam needs to stop and the religion read..

Come back when you have actually learnt something for a change!

Anonymous said...

Ah yes. Firstly we NEED to take down images of YOUR prophet... And if we don't? What?

Anonymous said...

Good thing this website is run bynon-Muslim's then. Sound like it is a law for Muslim's to obey, not those not of the same faith. I've not read anything (other than comments) stating that genocide is the solution, just a conversion of thought.

Anonymous said...

To Anonymous who wrote:

Firstly - You need to take down the images of the prophet. and ended with, “...your personal vendetta of Islam needs to stop and the religion read. Come back when you have actually learnt something for a change!”

Obviously you are confusing Islam with the “The Church of Adolf Hitler” and the Holy Swastika with the Star and Crescent.

What are you, a naziphobic?

Anonymous said...

Excellent Ideas - These are the ONLY ways to defeat Islam - In the civilised society that we live in, War with nuclear weapons is not an option - lets humiliate the bastards - treat them like animals, absolve their human rights - after all they CHOOSE to NOT LIVE like NORMAL HUMANS like us anyway - this way they give up their rights themselves.
I like the idea of the whole terrorists cells deported, and if someone leaves the country, they have to PROVE that they were here legally in the first place - In fact I think that should be across the board. That will be the ONLY way for our folk to become doctors, lawyers and big business owners for a change!! Right now they are swarming the NHS, GP surgeries, dentist surgeries, restaurants and the curry/ kebab houses. We need the the threat to our civilised society removed and the ONLY way is to insult their prophet and the Koran and the holy pebble.

Anonymous said...

the NAZI party? you mean those bully boys who dress in back and tell you what to do??? nope sorry, i was thinking of ROMAN "CHURCH".... HH 88 sorry HAIL POPE
we all know there will always be a place for the SS and the NAZI party wile people dont understand the rearly issent races, just humans. one blood, one people, one world!!

djam said...

Absolutely spot on! I have tried to show friends exactly what you demonstrate in your article, which is that Islam by any other identifier other than religion would be illegal! How is it that our leaders are falling for this??? What happened to common sense and reason?

To the idiot who posted "think you are better than islam?" ...Are you serious? hate filled? intolerant? bigoted? Do yourself a favor and read everything you can get your hands on (both modern and ancient) and tell me if you can find a better descriptor of bigot, intolerant, and hate filled than: ISLAM.

chowching said...

Since the era of Hitler parents no longer call their newborn Adolph. Muslims who once named their sons Muhammad will now name him Barak or Shlomo; it would not be fair for a child to carry the name of a loser.

chowching259 said...

Mobs of Muslim slaves incited by their Grand Mufti are burning Churches and Temples of the Christian and Buddhist minorities. The motive of the Mufti is to increase his Jizya (extortion money), and it always gets paid. This ugly practice will end when Navy Seals seize the extortionists and transport them to Guantanamo. There they will be water boarded until they disclose the names of their racketeering partners. Drones can soon be dispatched to bust the butts of the untouchable Islamic Mafia. Allah and Muhammad will then have to get jobs making an honest buck.

chowching259 said...

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Anonymous said...

Fiery religious laws imposed by god connected holy men have destroyed the Devils influence. Egyptians who believe that they can be self-ruling are defying the first law of Islam and that is to be subservient. Rioters in Egypt are deaf to the calls for prayer by the Grand Mufti; dissidents/infidels and the rest of the scum should be crushed by the heaviest of all tanks.

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Anonymous said...

All of these "facts" are cited from other hate blogs and celebrity gossip websites... no credible news sources... no primary documents... why should anyone believe these accusations?

Reuven Green said...

If you want to see the final destruction of the Jewish Occult Religions, I Richard Mark (Rabbi Reuven Mordechai) Green, the Reich Chancellor of Jews for Hitler am in with you. I am fighting the Jewish Occult Religions. These lies all founded in basis in Jewdaism, must be destroyed finally, finished and for good. I am an agent in The Insurgent (http://www.resist.com), Tom Metzger's Organization, and I counter claim that I am a prophet and I only believe in the scientific method and everything that stems from it like USEFUL things like technology and the arts. I have no use for a G-d who uses lies to promote himself and pay for his underlings. Heil Hitler,

Reuven Green said...

I have been working with Tom since 1999. I have survived being jailed and being fought by many organizations and people. The Jews, Christians and Muslims must be faced with the fact that their religions are all based on LIES not truth. These religions have been warring endlessly for millenia. My comments on this were originally published in White Aryan Resistance newspaper many years ago. I ask no quarter, I give no quarter but I do take donations. LOL!!! This is no joke. I almost got killed over this. When I was in jail 2 "experts" decided that I needed a superpubic catheter and the bandages needed to be taken off and put back on every day until another doctor didn't want to do the job of replacing the blamed thing as he (Dr. Joel Goldsmith) of UMDNJ, yanked it out because I didn't need it. I got infected because of the whole thing. Tom, YOU Better appreciate this. I will have the world at it's knees. I heard G-d speaking out of a burning bush.... It definitely was the State of NJ vs. Richard Green. I am fed up of the whole world defending and protecting the Jews, the biggest liars and murderers of all time. Jewrusalem that kills the prophets. And Moses didn't become the leader of the Jews until he killed an Egyptian like my father did (he did that in the Israeli War of Independence and cursed his lineage forever). I will recover. Google "Richard M. Green Kristallnach Highland Park (or use New Brunswick) to see what I look like. This is a coming out party.
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I have been working with Tom since 1999. I have survived being jailed and being fought by many organizations and people. The Jews, Christians and Muslims must be faced with the fact that their religions are all based on LIES not truth. These religions have been warring endlessly for millenia. My comments on this were originally published in White Aryan Resistance newspaper many years ago. I ask no quarter, I give no quarter but I do take donations. LOL!!! This is no joke. I almost got killed over this. When I was in jail 2 "experts" decided that I needed a superpubic catheter and the bandages needed to be taken off and put back on every day until another doctor didn't want to do the job of replacing the blamed thing as he (Dr. Joel Goldsmith) of UMDNJ, yanked it out because I didn't need it. I got infected because of the whole thing. Tom, YOU Better appreciate this. I will have the world at it's knees. I heard G-d speaking out of a burning bush.... It definitely was the State of NJ vs. Richard Green. I am fed up of the whole world defending and protecting the Jews, the biggest liars and murderers of all time. Jewrusalem that kills the prophets. And Moses didn't become the leader of the Jews until he killed an Egyptian like my father did (he did that in the Israeli War of Independence and cursed his lineage forever). I will recover. Google "Richard M. Green Kristallnach Highland Park (or use New Brunswick) to see what I look like. This is a coming out party.
88. 14 Words, 5 Words, RAHOWA!!!!

Winged Hussar 1683 said...

This is an excellent blog that addresses the issue to use PsyWar against Islamism.

Here are some jokes (actually propaganda, designed to spread):

Q: What's the difference between Hitler and Mohammad? A: Hitler never raped a 9 year old girl.

Q: How are Mohammad and the United Nations alike? A: They both LOVE little children!

Q: How are Mohammad and Jesus different? A: Jesus said "Suffer [allow] little children to come unto me." Little children like Aisha suffer when Mohammad comes.

Q: What do you get when you combine Pedobear with Hitler? A: Mohammad.

Mohammad = Pedobear in a Headscarf.

Anonymous said...

The original poster said nothing about "killing" anybody. OP was merely pointing out the fact that what we now call "Islamophobia" is analogous to the suppression of free speech that "Naziphobia" engendered—and with terrible consequences, I'm sure we all know.

All religions aren't the same. I encourage you to actually read the Quran/Hadith/Sunnah or look up people who are secular and have done so for your benefit. Islam isn't simply a religion. It's a complete political system. And as such, we should treat it like any other political system (fascism, capitalism, Stalinism, Leninism, etc.).

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