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Sunday, 20 March 2011
The Church of Adolf Hitler
Letter to The Times
From Bishop Joseph Goebbels D.D.
I am writing on behalf of the Church of Adolf Hitler (pbuh), formerly known as the Nazi Party.
Having decided to transform ourselves into a religion, we have abandoned all worldly ambitions, and intend to concentrate on our higher spiritual objectives of non-violent global conquest, compassionate enslavement of inferior peoples, and peaceful extermination of the Jews.
Since we are now a religion rather than a political movement, we demand the following rights and privileges appropriate to our new identity:
- An end to Naziphobia in the media, especially war films showing the Nazis in a bad light.
- Tax exemption for all places of worship including airfields, munitions factories, extermination camps etc.
- Destruction of all blasphemous cartoons of Adolf Hitler(pbuh) produced in the Second World War.
- An apology from the British government for the campaign of Naziphobia waged by Winston Churchill, and the hurt feelings inflicted on the Afrika Korps at El Alamein by the Naziphobic bigot Montgomery.
- An apology from the American government for the insensitivity by the raging Naziphobe Eisenhower in failing to forewarn Nazi community leaders of the D-Day landings, which caused much distress among the peaceloving Nazis holidaying in Northern France.
- Burning 'Mein Kampf' must become a hate crime punishable by hanging with piano wire.
- Application of our parallel legal system known as 'The Gestapo' must be enforced in so-called 'democratic' countries.
- We demand affirmative action, in the interests of community cohesion, to promote Nazis to high positions in the security services.
- We demand government funding for the expansion of our youth activities, which play a vital role in keeping the younger generation out of trouble, and concentrate their minds on wholesome activities such as rallies, processions, camps, pogroms etc.
- The occasional Blitzkrieg invasions of sovereign states must not be portrayed in the media as being typical of Nazis as a whole, since this leads to Naziphobia. Rather they must be shown to be the work of a tiny minority of extremists who have hijacked a peaceful spiritual movement.
Peace in our time and Heil Hitler!
- Bishop Joseph Goebbels
.... Well, obviously nobody would be stupid enough to be deceived by such claims. This is an aggressive, militaristic, murderous, supremacist, genocidal ideology that worships a ruthless power-crazed megalomaniac, trying to pass itself off as a religion.
And they have the nerve to demand that since they are a religious movement, all criticism should be silenced, and public funds made available to aid the spread of their violent criminal activities.
This sort of thing could never happen even in your worst nightmares.
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Wow....and you think you are better than Islam?
Freedom of religion is one of our fundamental rights guranteed by the Constituion. Having said that I personally think all religions are for the weak minded, who cannot think for themselves.
Yet, if somebody wants to practise, judaism, islam or be a mormom, they are free and I support them. What I dont support is bigotry, intolerants, hate filled views. How are you any different than the KKK who call upon killing all black people and colored non christian people?
you are nothing but a spiteful person and it comes across
How than the above Anonymous manage to read the posting, and then overlook that it is entirely about Islam's SOCIAL POLITICAL policies - masquerading as religious practice.
Then he/she/it states the ethos of freedom of NONPOLITICAL private religious practices, under cover of which Islam demands protection of its POLITICAL oppressive ways.
How dense does one have to be to be unable to distinguish the two categories of ideas, religious views from social or political policies?
Insightful post, by the way.
R
That is unfortunately the way all Muslims think. They have not been taught to discern the differences. Another thing I noticed is that they are unable to discern the truth when it is presented to them, either in the form of statistical or , empirical data, history or an observance they watch with their own eyes. Their perception is completely filtered through backwards, kook science of Islamic doctrine and presumptive "facts" as presented by their Islamic peers or clerics.
They also take one act or one situation by a Westerner or Christian and generalize it over the entire population of Christians and/or the West. There is no relativity, no grey area, and no explanation which is non-islamic which will be accepted in any attempt to explain reasonably.
They doing already! Today they get smart and "hiding" in other parties but the cooperation with the "fuhren" muhammad continues! They have the pact with the orginal so that's why they win,this time satanists muhammadans are not behind them as supporters but side by side with these corrupted nazists to take over.After 57 years they change their so call way of war and taking war,and now add fascists comminusts so izlamofascists win and have a secure victory against damn civilazation.
I had already noticed some similarities between Islam and Nazism, such as the common desire to exterminate the Jews and enslave the remainder of humanity. Sometimes satire is the best way to approach a dead serious issue, and you did it wonderfully.
On the other hand, it never ceases to amaze me how an intellectual dwarf such as the first commenter can be so sure of his own brilliance that he sees fit to lecture the rest of us. It's proof that schools should spend less time on "self-esteem" and more on spelling and basic grammar.
Although this article is clearly tongue-in-cheek satire the scary part about it is that if the Nazis had presented themselves in just such a way as described by the author they could potentially have been successful.
There are many many stupid people in the world who would have bought into this without thinking twice.
I can only have as much tolerance of Islam as they do of all other religions. They are their own reason for everyones intolerance of them.
I read that Hitler had said that it would have been better if Germany had been muslim since Christianity was too soft.
So it is not a real big stretch to think that Nazism could reinvent itself as a religious faith as there are enough stupid people in the world who would believe it.
Firstly - You need to take down the images of the prophet. It is against Islam to portray the prophet as an image,and your disgusting images are despicable!!!
Secondly - Perhaps you should learn about Islam beforehand before making accusations of what the muslims do. Not all muslims are the same, just like not all christians are the same. You cannot prejudice the religion just because of one opinion!
This country allows the freedom of speech and to practice your faith in your homes and society, just like other religions, so why do you decide on picking Islam? what because you disliked something you saw? come on! christians are doing wrong things every day too, Muslims dont have a rant about it! we are a peaceful religion helping others to be on the right path of goodness, be it a right path of a different religion. We do not go out as in intention to convert people, just to guide them to a good way of life, it is then up to them to take this on board or not.
your personal vendetta of Islam needs to stop and the religion read..
Come back when you have actually learnt something for a change!
Ah yes. Firstly we NEED to take down images of YOUR prophet... And if we don't? What?
Good thing this website is run bynon-Muslim's then. Sound like it is a law for Muslim's to obey, not those not of the same faith. I've not read anything (other than comments) stating that genocide is the solution, just a conversion of thought.
To Anonymous who wrote:
Firstly - You need to take down the images of the prophet. and ended with, “...your personal vendetta of Islam needs to stop and the religion read. Come back when you have actually learnt something for a change!”
Obviously you are confusing Islam with the “The Church of Adolf Hitler” and the Holy Swastika with the Star and Crescent.
What are you, a naziphobic?
Excellent Ideas - These are the ONLY ways to defeat Islam - In the civilised society that we live in, War with nuclear weapons is not an option - lets humiliate the bastards - treat them like animals, absolve their human rights - after all they CHOOSE to NOT LIVE like NORMAL HUMANS like us anyway - this way they give up their rights themselves.
I like the idea of the whole terrorists cells deported, and if someone leaves the country, they have to PROVE that they were here legally in the first place - In fact I think that should be across the board. That will be the ONLY way for our folk to become doctors, lawyers and big business owners for a change!! Right now they are swarming the NHS, GP surgeries, dentist surgeries, restaurants and the curry/ kebab houses. We need the the threat to our civilised society removed and the ONLY way is to insult their prophet and the Koran and the holy pebble.
the NAZI party? you mean those bully boys who dress in back and tell you what to do??? nope sorry, i was thinking of ROMAN "CHURCH".... HH 88 sorry HAIL POPE
we all know there will always be a place for the SS and the NAZI party wile people dont understand the rearly issent races, just humans. one blood, one people, one world!!
Absolutely spot on! I have tried to show friends exactly what you demonstrate in your article, which is that Islam by any other identifier other than religion would be illegal! How is it that our leaders are falling for this??? What happened to common sense and reason?
To the idiot who posted "think you are better than islam?" ...Are you serious? hate filled? intolerant? bigoted? Do yourself a favor and read everything you can get your hands on (both modern and ancient) and tell me if you can find a better descriptor of bigot, intolerant, and hate filled than: ISLAM.
Since the era of Hitler parents no longer call their newborn Adolph. Muslims who once named their sons Muhammad will now name him Barak or Shlomo; it would not be fair for a child to carry the name of a loser.
Mobs of Muslim slaves incited by their Grand Mufti are burning Churches and Temples of the Christian and Buddhist minorities. The motive of the Mufti is to increase his Jizya (extortion money), and it always gets paid. This ugly practice will end when Navy Seals seize the extortionists and transport them to Guantanamo. There they will be water boarded until they disclose the names of their racketeering partners. Drones can soon be dispatched to bust the butts of the untouchable Islamic Mafia. Allah and Muhammad will then have to get jobs making an honest buck.
Jews and Muslims need not be hostile to one another they both need loving care. Building of Synagogues in Iran and Egypt will go a long way on the golden road to trust and friendship. A Fatwa issued by the Grand Mufti demanding defensive borders for Israel will be sweet music to Jewish ears. Any view that Muslims are cruel will be gone, Islam will then be seen as a kind and loving religion. Millions of Infidels will accept Allah and his Prophet and join the call to prayer.
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Fiery religious laws imposed by god connected holy men have destroyed the Devils influence. Egyptians who believe that they can be self-ruling are defying the first law of Islam and that is to be subservient. Rioters in Egypt are deaf to the calls for prayer by the Grand Mufti; dissidents/infidels and the rest of the scum should be crushed by the heaviest of all tanks.
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