Sunday, 24 January 2010

Sing along time

THE SHOE BOMBER SONG



This song is dedicated to Richard Reid, the Muslim convert who tried to blow up a plane with explosives hidden in his shoe.

MP3 - http://islamcomicbook.com/music/the_shoe_bomber.mp3

Put a bomb in your shoe!
Let's put a bomb in your shoe!

Richard, be a good Muzzie,
Don't cha be no pussy!

Put a bomb in your shoe
and blow away!


Put a bomb in your shoe!
Let's put a bomb in your shoe!

Be a real cool Muzzie fighter,
and don't forget your lighter!

Put a bomb in your shoe
and blow away!



Yeah, you get seventy-two virgins
in Allah's bordello in the sky.

And you get twenty-four boys
with liquid brown eyes.


You can boogie in the daytime,
and you can boogie all night long.

In Mohammed's bordello,
you get wine, women and song!


(Jihad boogie music interlude.)


Let's put a bomb in your shoe!
Put a bomb in your shoe! (Richard, yeah!)

Be a real Mujahadeen,
Make sure you're not kiddin'!

Put a bomb in your shoe and blow away!


Yeah, you get seventy-two virgins
in Allah's bordello in the sky.

And you get twenty-four boys
with liquid brown eyes.


You can boogie in the daytime,
and you can boogie all night long.

In Mohammed's bordello,
you get wine, women and song!


Yeah, when you lost your balls in Jihad
and you can no longer screw,

You can always ask Mohammed,
to do it for you!

Yeah, in Mohammed's bordello,
if you don't know what to do,

Just ask Mohammed to put
another bomb in your shoe!


From http://islamcomicbook.com/lyrics3.htm

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STRANGERS ON MY FLIGHT
- Frank Sinatra





Music at http://www.animatronics.org/strangers/strangers.htm

Strangers on my flight,
turbans they're packin'.
Wonderin' if they might,
plan a hijacking.
They could pull a stunt,
before this flight is through.

Something's on their minds.
I saw them mutter.
What that in their hands?
Looks like box cutters,
I'm gonna kick some ass,
if they make a move.

Strangers on my flight.
Two smelly people,
and they're not talking right;
and in a moment,
I will grab base ball bat;
and that will be that.
Swing like Joe DiMaggio,
and rip them both a new a-hole.

And if they pick a fight,
and try to screw us,
I'll punch out their lights,
just like Joe Louis.
It would feel so right,
for strangers on my flight.

Ratta Tat Tat Tat,
Budda Bing Bang Boom,
Zooma Zooma Zoom.

Send those bastards to the moon....


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ISLAM'S NOT FOR ME



MP3 http://islamcomicbook.com/music/Islamnot4me.mp3


They tried to tell me
my religion was wrong.

They tried to tell me
to follow Islam.

They said their "Prophet"
was a righteous dude,

But I found out
none of their words were true.

I read the Qur'an
and I read the Hadith,

And the sickness of Mohammed
was apparent to me.

He justified perversion
in the name of Allah,

When he married a girl
too young for a bra.

She was playing with dolls
when the "Prophet" came.

Her childhood was stolen
in Allah's name.

Aisha was nine
when he took her to bed.

Don’t tell me that fool's
not sick in the head.

I ain’'t gonna follow no child molester, sex offender, Prophet pretender.

I ain’'t gonna follow no child molester! Islam's not for me!

Islam's not for me!

The sickness of
the Islamic mind,

Has caused some mullas
to be blind.

To justify their "Prophet"
they will justify sin,

So the sins of the "Prophet"
are repeated again.

All over the world
in Islamic states,

Nine year old girls
suffer cruel fate,

Sold into marriage
to twisted men,

And Aisha’s sad story
is repeated again.

I ain’'t gonna follow no child molester, sex offender, Prophet pretender.

I ain’'t gonna follow no child molester! Islam's not for me!

Islam's not for me!

Do you care about women
all over the world?

Do you care about those
little girls?

Better stand up and fight
for human rights,

Speak out against
the laws of Islam!

I ain’'t gonna follow no child molester, sex offender, Prophet pretender.

I ain’'t gonna follow no child molester! Islam's not for me!

Islam's not for me!

Islam's not for me!



2 comments:

Anonymous said...

More of that kind - we need it to keep up the spirit!

Anonymous said...

thats not true islam is a peaceful religion
and these people are extremist of islam and all religions there are extremists so we are all humains respect us like we respect you