Sunday, 24 January 2010

Message from Allah

Found inside an ice cream wrapper...

'It has been brought to my attention that there is a typographical error in the Koran.

In place of
'72 virgins'

please substitute
'A 72-year-old virgin'

I do hope that this hasn't inconvenienced anyone.

Best Regards

ALLAH THE OMNISCIENT

P.S. If anyone knows the whereabouts of Salman Rushdie, please give me a call on 666 666666







1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That's odd. My copy says "quantity of 72 virgins, each 72 years old...and has an illustration to boot! Almost 'zackly like this one:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kNmg8XGxA0s/Tb6-UsyFvtI/AAAAAAAACTw/un-WW2pFKuY/s1600/72_virgins_for_martyrs.jpg