Found inside an ice cream wrapper...
'It has been brought to my attention that there is a typographical error in the Koran.
In place of
'A 72-year-old virgin'
I do hope that this hasn't inconvenienced anyone.
ALLAH THE OMNISCIENT
P.S. If anyone knows the whereabouts of Salman Rushdie, please give me a call on 666 666666
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