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Sunday, 24 January 2010
Koran in the Toilet
Showing Respect to the Holy Koran
PLEASE ENSURE THAT ...
The Holy Koran is always kept on the top shelf of a bookstore or library, it is blasphemous to put it lower down. http://www.jihadwatch.org/2006/03/borders-will-only-stock-qurans-on-the-top-shelf.html
The Holy Koran must NEVER come into contact with Najis things. Najis things consist of Urine, Faeces, Semen, Dead body, Blood, Dog, Pig, Kafir and Alcoholic liquors http://www.al-islam.org/laws/najisthings.html
Since a Kafir (non-Muslim) is najis (ie ritually unclean), then if a kafir handles the Holy Koran, he or she MUST wear gloves http://www.jihadwatch.org/2005/06/dhimmitude-at-gitmo-kid-gloves-for-the-quran.html
The Holy Koran must NEVER EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES be torn or damaged by a Kafir http://www.jihadwatch.org/2009/05/athens-muslim-protests-renewed-over-alleged-koran-desecration.html
The Holy Koran MUST NOT be cut up to make confetti http://www.catholicherald.co.uk/articles/a0000609.shtml
The Holy Koran must NEVER be taken into a toilet http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=23023_Koran_in_a_Toilet-_Now_an_Official_Hate_Crime&only and http://ronbosoldier.blogspot.com/2007/08/koran-in-toilet-incident-what-should-we.html
141. "If a page from the holy Qur'an, or any sacred object like a paper on which the names of Almighty Allah or the Holy Prophet or the holy Imams are written, falls in a lavatory, it is obligatory to take it out and make it Pak with water, no matter what expenses it may entail. And, if it is not possible to take it out, the use of that lavatory should be discontinued till such time when one is certain that the page has dissolved and petered out. Similarly, if Turbatul Husayn (the sacred earth of Karbala, usually formed into a tablets to place one's forehead on, while offering prayers) falls into lavatory, and it is not possible to take it out, the lavatory should not be used until one becomes sure that it (Turbatul Husayn) has ceased to exist, and no trace of it is present there." http://www.al-islam.org/laws/najisthings.html - section 141
The reasons that we must show respect to the Holy Koran are to maintain community cohesion, and to avoid environmental pollution, as the following comment from one of the links above demonstrates...
THIS HATE CRIME IS DAMAGING OUR COMMUNITY. SAY NO TO KORANS IN TOILETS!
Letter to the Editor
I and other members of our diverse community wish to denounce in the strongest possible terms the current craze for flushing the Koran down the toilet, as started by a certain Mr Stanislav Shmulevich [see http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=26463_The_Koran_Complaint&only ]
These Islamophobes think they are making a political or religious statement in sending this book into the sewers, but do they realise just what harm they're doing? Where do they think these soggy, smelly Korans go to? They don't just harmlessly dissappear, I can tell you!
I am a member of a diverse community of single celled organisms who work in the activitated sludge at a sewage treatment plant. Our community is composed of bacteria, amoebae, Spirotrichs, Peritrichs, Vorticellids etc who were all working happily side by side to process human wastes and render them harmless, until all this Koran-flushing business started.
Between us, we microbes can biodegrade any normal pee or poo. But these Korans have got us beat. They are toxic supershi'ite. We've never seen crap like it, not even the stuff that comes out of the toilets in government offices.
What's worse is the danger of the development of militant cells. As you are no doubt all aware, if the Koran comes into contact with certain low and primitive life-forms it can turn them into virulent killers. I'm afraid this could happen to some members of our previously well-integrated microbial community. I and my fellow protozoans have got more sense than to be affected by this crap, but some of the previously harmless bacteria could turn pathogenic and escape from the sewage treatment plant to cause havoc. That's why flushing the koran is such a serious hate-crime.
So next time you're tempted to wipe your botty on Sura 5:33, spare a thought for all of us at the other end of the sewer. There are alternative environmentally acceptable ways to dispose of unwanted korans. Have you thought of using the pages as beer-mats, or as kitchen towels to absorb the excess fat from your fried bacon?
- A. Moeba