Sunday, 24 January 2010

Koran in the Toilet


Showing Respect to the Holy Koran

PLEASE ENSURE THAT ...

The Holy Koran is always kept on the top shelf of a bookstore or library, it is blasphemous to put it lower down. http://www.jihadwatch.org/2006/03/borders-will-only-stock-qurans-on-the-top-shelf.html

The Holy Koran must NEVER come into contact with Najis things. Najis things consist of Urine, Faeces, Semen, Dead body, Blood, Dog, Pig, Kafir and Alcoholic liquors http://www.al-islam.org/laws/najisthings.html

Since a Kafir (non-Muslim) is najis (ie ritually unclean), then if a kafir handles the Holy Koran, he or she MUST wear gloves http://www.jihadwatch.org/2005/06/dhimmitude-at-gitmo-kid-gloves-for-the-quran.html

The Holy Koran must NEVER EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES be torn or damaged by a Kafir http://www.jihadwatch.org/2009/05/athens-muslim-protests-renewed-over-alleged-koran-desecration.html

The Holy Koran MUST NOT be cut up to make confetti http://www.catholicherald.co.uk/articles/a0000609.shtml

The Holy Koran must NEVER be taken into a toilet http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=23023_Koran_in_a_Toilet-_Now_an_Official_Hate_Crime&only and http://ronbosoldier.blogspot.com/2007/08/koran-in-toilet-incident-what-should-we.html

141. "If a page from the holy Qur'an, or any sacred object like a paper on which the names of Almighty Allah or the Holy Prophet or the holy Imams are written, falls in a lavatory, it is obligatory to take it out and make it Pak with water, no matter what expenses it may entail. And, if it is not possible to take it out, the use of that lavatory should be discontinued till such time when one is certain that the page has dissolved and petered out. Similarly, if Turbatul Husayn (the sacred earth of Karbala, usually formed into a tablets to place one's forehead on, while offering prayers) falls into lavatory, and it is not possible to take it out, the lavatory should not be used until one becomes sure that it (Turbatul Husayn) has ceased to exist, and no trace of it is present there." http://www.al-islam.org/laws/najisthings.html - section 141


The reasons that we must show respect to the Holy Koran are to maintain community cohesion, and to avoid environmental pollution, as the following comment from one of the links above demonstrates...


THIS HATE CRIME IS DAMAGING OUR COMMUNITY. SAY NO TO KORANS IN TOILETS!

Letter to the Editor

I and other members of our diverse community wish to denounce in the strongest possible terms the current craze for flushing the Koran down the toilet, as started by a certain Mr Stanislav Shmulevich [see http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=26463_The_Koran_Complaint&only ]

These Islamophobes think they are making a political or religious statement in sending this book into the sewers, but do they realise just what harm they're doing? Where do they think these soggy, smelly Korans go to? They don't just harmlessly dissappear, I can tell you!

I am a member of a diverse community of single celled organisms who work in the activitated sludge at a sewage treatment plant. Our community is composed of bacteria, amoebae, Spirotrichs, Peritrichs, Vorticellids etc who were all working happily side by side to process human wastes and render them harmless, until all this Koran-flushing business started.

Between us, we microbes can biodegrade any normal pee or poo. But these Korans have got us beat. They are toxic supershi'ite. We've never seen crap like it, not even the stuff that comes out of the toilets in government offices.

What's worse is the danger of the development of militant cells. As you are no doubt all aware, if the Koran comes into contact with certain low and primitive life-forms it can turn them into virulent killers. I'm afraid this could happen to some members of our previously well-integrated microbial community. I and my fellow protozoans have got more sense than to be affected by this crap, but some of the previously harmless bacteria could turn pathogenic and escape from the sewage treatment plant to cause havoc. That's why flushing the koran is such a serious hate-crime.

So next time you're tempted to wipe your botty on Sura 5:33, spare a thought for all of us at the other end of the sewer. There are alternative environmentally acceptable ways to dispose of unwanted korans. Have you thought of using the pages as beer-mats, or as kitchen towels to absorb the excess fat from your fried bacon?

- A. Moeba







26 comments:

Ronbo said...

LOL! The KORAN gets no respect! Truth to tell the "Satanic Verses" deserves no respect.

Thanks for linking to my blog: "The Freedom Fighter's Journal" which has received only one E-FATWA (from British Muslims)

I wonder if they were Shit...err, Shiite Muslims?

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1389 said...

Flush a Koran on your very own blog!

syed said...

You People are Sick, & you dont know who you are really Fathers is. which make you sick...
YOu dont respect our Book as we respect your Bible.. You People are born outside wed-lock thats make you more sick
Just dare to do in front of any muslim... they will show what it means to us.
ALLAH WIll protect his Book him self. if you do what you said, your death will be worst then a street dog & it will be very pain Full.You become mad forever Inshallah .You will leave your life in cursed by God......AMEEN
Imr Syed

Anonymous said...

Hello Syed. I just want to say that not all non-Muslims are Islamophobes. I am personally not a Muslim, but I have immense respect Prophet Muhammed whom I consider one of the great teachers of the world (along with Christ, Buddha and others), and I am as disgusted by this blog as you are. In any situation where Islamophobes attack Muslims, I will side with Muslims. Regards.

Anonymous said...

it's a fucking book, you inbred muhammadan asshole, you ignorant inbred fucks who rape your own sisters born out of rape, value more the dead words of a fucking dead asshole than human life, fuck you and fuck the imbecilic assholes who having never read the filthy quran say that they would side with murderous bigoted savages, yes you imbecilic anonymous 1 february 2011, that muhammadan fuck threatens us with death yet you choose to side with him? FUCK YOU, YOU IMBECILE!

supajohnny said...

Syed, come to me and I will say it to your fuckin' face. The Koran is shit!
Then I'll bang you out, you filthy muslim cunt.

Anonymous said...

Mahammed was a child raper, thief, liar, torturer, epileptic and goat fucker.
Islam is Evil and brings nothing but fear and death..... I HAVE told many muslims what I think of the Koran, and will continue to do so...the sister raping, child abusing savages do not frighten me, and the koran will always be used as toilet paper in my kafir household.

crescentimes said...

All of us have different religions and beliefs in life,So must respect all our spiritual beliefs Koran and Bible whats with the competition?

Anonymous said...

Read the Koran and Hadiths and any reasonable person can see that they are satanic. They must be publicly destroyed and publicly seen to be treated with absolute contempt!
We need to ensure that muslims around the world see this.

rb said...

The only reason I won't flush one down the toilet is that it won't fit!
However, it will fit in a hole dug in the floor or in the ground, like they have in shitholeistan.
They love projection.

Anonymous said...

syed your people have no respect for the bible whatsoever so fuck you, get back in your bacon bath, cuntscum

Anonymous said...

crescentimes is a fucking faggot too anal slurping child-molester

Kaafir said...

I wonder why allah didn't protect those qurans from being burned? Muslims think that he can. Could it be because allah hates that frickin book? I say burn more of them, the more they complain the more you burn or pee on. Peace to all non-muslims who enjoy a good laugh.

Anonymous said...

When A Muslim doesn't believe in Bible he/she is then no more a true muslim this is the respect muslimd give to Bible,but unfortunately u people r so jealous of Muslims that u r using such shit words for Their holy book,It is clear from here that the fault is in u people and not in muslims.....

Anonymous said...

Dear even ur language and manners show how good ur relegion is....it is not fight but a serious matter everyone should think about,if u get all correct knowledge about islam u will not use such stupid words then,,,we all have to face the infinite life hereafter either in heaven or hell so use ur brain and chose correct path i.e islam.......at least remove ur misconceptions about islam if u r not wiling to accept it....

Anonymous said...

Dear brother I m really feeling sorrow how much u r in darkness,Plz remove ur misconceptions about islam and dont hate anything blindly,,its ur media which has set such a wrong concept of islam in ur minds,plz get correct knowledge about Quran and islam first from a realiable islamic source and then post,,it is not a fight at all but a matter of infinite success or loss in hereafter and the only correct path is islam.....

Anonymous said...

Man Allah has protected the Quran in the hearts of miliion muslims and they can recite it verbally...dont u use ur brain.....this is the proof Allah has protected it so no one can change a single word of it...

Anonymous said...

To those who are offended because their holy book was placed in a toile.I can understand.But I ask have you actually read your holy book,if so do you really believe that you are better than others,that its right to kill those who dont sahre your beliefs,to force submission on believers of another faith along with the many barbaric acts contained therein / In not they why do you still believe,is it pride,that stops you from admitting you've been duped into believing in lies? what if those considered as super powers decided to wipe you off the face of the earth for not sharing their beliefs or seeking to destroy they,are they not capable of doing so? If you really have read the quoran you would burn it of dump it in the toilet as well for it deserves no respect.[Note I'n not a christian so its not a my religion is better than yours thing,its simply the truth.Open your eyes and see.

Anonymous said...

Theres a term in psychology refered to as the confirmation bias
[ a tendency of people to favor information that confirms their beliefs while refusing to accept anything that is contary.] I would consider most moslems[ as this is about Islamic beliefs] to fall under this catagory.They may recite quran in arabic,not speaking arabic themselves or perhaps never read it just as many christians are clueless about the bible, but depend on sermons from their imams at Friday prayer, So before those apologists who try to bend and twist meaning of words by making silly statments like kill those who leaves Islam really means, shun them and other nonsense like that, perhaps they should realyy take the time and read their koran,this time with a questioning mind,and a higher consciousness rather than a sheep mentality.Search out its contradictions, its beliefs and laws,do you find these actions that of a sacred being? if so whats the use of a Satan when your concept of creator is 100 times more worse.Though I canunderstan some may be hurt and offended because they are good decent people but no matter how good or decent you are if your beliefs are based on hate,domination,murder and discrimination dont accept others to sit by and accept you,dont expect others to tolerate you.The idiots who threathen to kill do so in the safety of islamic countries,just as a single hyeana feels more confident to attack in groups.But dwell on this,those who flushed your precious god down the toilet have no respect for it,and they definately have no fear of those who worship that which they flushed down the toilet.

Anonymous said...

You r not the scholars of Quran and u urself havent read or understood it,,,it is actually u that r believing blindly on ur media rather reffering to correct information mentioned in Quran.Quran does not tell muslims to kill or torture other non muslims who do not share our beliefs unless they attack on islam,,,as islam is the correct path and the one who believes in it will win and vise verca so muslims have a duty to preach islam to every non muslims,,,so that they can be saved from hell fire in hereafter....killing,,murdering etc with out any reason is forbidden,,it is a misconception about Islam...I would like to give an example from Quran which states "The one who kills a single human(with out any reason)has infact killed the who humanity and the one who save a single human,has infact saved the whole humanity".....hope u all understand and stop fighting with each other.....Good bye....

Anonymous said...

Take a big hot shit on a Koran.

Anonymous said...

Use the pages of a Koran to wipe your ass.

Anonymous said...

You people are sick, no respect, may you burn in hell..oh SHUT THE FUCK UP ! I get so fed up of the hypocrisy, that everyone's against Islam, every one hates Muslims and all that, as a one time Muslim, I agree the Koran should be flushed down the toilet ,not because I'm hate filled or evil but I can have no respect for a book..yes a book that misguides its followers to commit cruel and hateful acts to numerous to mention here, a book that ignorant people would kill their fellow human beings over, if you all could take a step back and see how foolish your behaviour is, how stupid your actions are, Islam would be no more but ego and pride prevents that. There are many good and decent people who call themselves Muslims, sadly they are misguided.